About This Blog (Big Fucking Deal!)
The Grouchy Man
So you wanna know what this blogs all about? I’ll tell you what it’s about…it’s about things that bug me, things that really piss me off. That’s right it’s all about what bothers me, what presses my buttons, tweaks my nose, turns my stomach and gets me fightin’ mad. Things like…
- Telemarketers
- Illegal Mexicans
- Fat woman in Bikinis
- Abortion
- Scams of all kinds
- Politicians
- Paris Hilton
- Cash Call
- Left lane hogs
- Hip hop baggy saggy pants
- The cable bill
- Splitting lanes
- Delays
- Plastic surgery
- Highway construction
- Hummers
- Public breast-feeding
- Michael Jackson
- and a whole shit-load more…
Now, I don’t give a rat’s ass if you agree with me or not, ’cause it’s my blog an I write what I want…but since you’re here, don’t just sit there staring at the screen with your big pie-hole hangin’ open. Check out the stuff on this blog and then write something…
An you better make it good, ’cause if it ain’t I might not approve it and then you might as well go fuck off. And you better keep it clean…damn it…I’m the only one that gets away with cussin’ round here.
Ya got that… Good!
Now let’s fuckin’ do this!
Oh, I almost forgot…there may be a time or two (when I’m having a particularly good day, which is a real rarity) that I might write about something I like.
Something that tickles my fancy, puts a smile on my grouchy face, sends a tingle down my spine, turns my frown upside down, and makes me glad to be alive. I warn you though, there won’t be much in that category, afterall…I am the Grouchy Man…