Comments for The Grouchy Man http://grouchyman.com Rants from the BAD ASS side of town... Thu, 09 Feb 2012 21:12:01 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.4 Comment on What’s With Fat Women and Bikinis? by TheGrouchyMan http://grouchyman.com/2009/08/09/fat-women-bikinis/comment-page-1/#comment-1829 TheGrouchyMan Thu, 09 Feb 2012 21:12:01 +0000 http://grouchyman.com/?p=16#comment-1829 Fat women can be as comfortable in their own skin as they want...as long as they don't make me <strong>UN</strong>comfortable to see them in that skin. And I love tasty sausage now and then...but I don't want to see a women that looks like a HUGE over-stuffed sausage crammed into a bikini. You're right...most women have some cellulite, but those who have rolls of fat/cellulite protruding from every part of a bikini like a balloon that's about to burst just shouldn't be allowed out of the house! It's a danger to the rest of us... And as far as my fitness goes...I may not be a fucking pinnacle of muscle tone, but I'm in pretty damn good shape...for the shape I'm in! Fat women can be as comfortable in their own skin as they want…as long as they don’t make me UNcomfortable to see them in that skin.

And I love tasty sausage now and then…but I don’t want to see a women that looks like a HUGE over-stuffed sausage crammed into a bikini. You’re right…most women have some cellulite, but those who have rolls of fat/cellulite protruding from every part of a bikini like a balloon that’s about to burst just shouldn’t be allowed out of the house! It’s a danger to the rest of us…

And as far as my fitness goes…I may not be a fucking pinnacle of muscle tone, but I’m in pretty damn good shape…for the shape I’m in!

]]> Comment on What’s With Fat Women and Bikinis? by Ugh http://grouchyman.com/2009/08/09/fat-women-bikinis/comment-page-1/#comment-1827 Ugh Thu, 09 Feb 2012 18:01:01 +0000 http://grouchyman.com/?p=16#comment-1827 I know this is an old article but why not just let them be comfortable in their own skin? You do realize that 90% of women have cellulite right? So unless you want to turn the beach into a sausage fest, I'd suggest you get over your little view of perfection. Besides, I'm sure you're not the pinnacle of fitness yourself. I know this is an old article but why not just let them be comfortable in their own skin?

You do realize that 90% of women have cellulite right? So unless you want to turn the beach into a sausage fest, I’d suggest you get over your little view of perfection. Besides, I’m sure you’re not the pinnacle of fitness yourself.

]]> Comment on What’s With Fat Women and Bikinis? by TheGrouchyMan http://grouchyman.com/2009/08/09/fat-women-bikinis/comment-page-1/#comment-1500 TheGrouchyMan Tue, 03 Jan 2012 00:34:26 +0000 http://grouchyman.com/?p=16#comment-1500 Don't they ever look in the fucking mirror? Don't they have any friends to tell them how bad they look? Don't they have any feelings for those of us who have to look at them? What the fuck... Don’t they ever look in the fucking mirror? Don’t they have any friends to tell them how bad they look? Don’t they have any feelings for those of us who have to look at them?

What the fuck…

]]> Comment on What’s With Fat Women and Bikinis? by Dan http://grouchyman.com/2009/08/09/fat-women-bikinis/comment-page-1/#comment-1494 Dan Mon, 02 Jan 2012 16:39:21 +0000 http://grouchyman.com/?p=16#comment-1494 Some women don't realize how big they have gotten and still think they have their high school bodies. Some women don’t realize how big they have gotten and still think they have their high school bodies.

]]> Comment on But WAIT! Just Pay Separate Shipping and Handling! by Stelth http://grouchyman.com/2011/10/02/wait-pay-separate-shipping-handling/comment-page-1/#comment-988 Stelth Sat, 15 Oct 2011 13:26:30 +0000 http://grouchyman.com/?p=475#comment-988 I have noticed this, too. Fortunately I never want the crap they are selling on TV. a similar scam is done by on-line merchants who seem to have the lowest price on an item you've searched. These scumbags don't allow you to see how much they charge for shipping until you fill out an order...once you've filled in all of the information it becomes clear their "low price" is bullshit. I have noticed this, too. Fortunately I never want the crap they are selling on TV. a similar scam is done by on-line merchants who seem to have the lowest price on an item you’ve searched. These scumbags don’t allow you to see how much they charge for shipping until you fill out an order…once you’ve filled in all of the information it becomes clear their “low price” is bullshit.

]]> Comment on Yours Truly, Johnny Dollar (Old Time Radio) by EyeFloater http://grouchyman.com/johnny-dollar-time-radio/comment-page-1/#comment-942 EyeFloater Sat, 01 Oct 2011 19:25:08 +0000 http://grouchyman.com/#comment-942 There are tons of good old time radio shows to choose from to say it's the best. No matter what is said though, there is no doubt that this show ranks in the top 10 of all of them. Yes, there are shows that are a bit older but this one still has charm. There is comedy, sex, and a little politics, easily moving it up to the top. They just don't make them like this anymore. There are tons of good old time radio shows to choose from to say it’s the best. No matter what is said though, there is no doubt that this show ranks in the top 10 of all of them. Yes, there are shows that are a bit older but this one still has charm. There is comedy, sex, and a little politics, easily moving it up to the top. They just don’t make them like this anymore.

]]> Comment on The Jack Benny Radio Show by Stelth http://grouchyman.com/jack-benny-radio-show/comment-page-1/#comment-843 Stelth Sat, 13 Aug 2011 18:11:01 +0000 http://grouchyman.com/#comment-843 "This Grouchy Man doesn’t find much funny in the fucked up world we live in today either." I gotta agree with you there. “This Grouchy Man doesn’t find much funny in the fucked up world we live in today either.”

I gotta agree with you there.

]]> Comment on The Jack Benny Radio Show by TheGrouchyMan http://grouchyman.com/jack-benny-radio-show/comment-page-1/#comment-838 TheGrouchyMan Fri, 12 Aug 2011 19:39:42 +0000 http://grouchyman.com/#comment-838 Stelth: Stop puzzling about Benny's success. You need to understand that he lived in a galaxy far, far away in a time when we were naive and optimistic about our future as a people and as a country. There was a lot more to laugh at and the laughter came a lot easier back then. Benny's 'look into the camera' as you call it, was his trademark...the timing for his deadpan stare...impeccable. On stage, he was notorious for being cheap and most of the gags revolved around that fact...and around his horrible violin playing. He was actually an accomplished violinist, but when on stage would play so poorly it would make your ears hurt. Granted most of the jokes and sight gags were benign compared to what we see on HBO's One Night Stand and at local comedy clubs. But back then Benny was hilarious! Sorry you don't find him funny. This Grouchy Man doesn't find much funny in the fucked up world we live in today either. Anyone got a .45 I can borrow for a couple of seconds. I'll be done with it real soon... Stelth:

Stop puzzling about Benny’s success. You need to understand that he lived in a galaxy far, far away in a time when we were naive and optimistic about our future as a people and as a country. There was a lot more to laugh at and the laughter came a lot easier back then.

Benny’s ‘look into the camera’ as you call it, was his trademark…the timing for his deadpan stare…impeccable. On stage, he was notorious for being cheap and most of the gags revolved around that fact…and around his horrible violin playing. He was actually an accomplished violinist, but when on stage would play so poorly it would make your ears hurt. Granted most of the jokes and sight gags were benign compared to what we see on HBO’s One Night Stand and at local comedy clubs. But back then Benny was hilarious!

Sorry you don’t find him funny.

This Grouchy Man doesn’t find much funny in the fucked up world we live in today either.

Anyone got a .45 I can borrow for a couple of seconds. I’ll be done with it real soon…

]]> Comment on ARABIC…The Language of the Future! by Stelth http://grouchyman.com/2011/02/08/arabic-the-language-of-the-future/comment-page-1/#comment-820 Stelth Mon, 08 Aug 2011 19:44:15 +0000 http://grouchyman.com/?p=459#comment-820 Obama isn't a muslim...this proves it. Obama isn’t a muslim…this proves it.

]]> Comment on The Jack Benny Radio Show by Stelth http://grouchyman.com/jack-benny-radio-show/comment-page-1/#comment-819 Stelth Mon, 08 Aug 2011 19:42:48 +0000 http://grouchyman.com/#comment-819 Jack Benny is not funny. His success puzzles me. I've watched several episodes of his show and all he does is look into the camera which resulted in the audience laughing. I guess after the war, and holocaust audiences were really easy to please; either that or they were just stupid rubes who laughed when the sign told them to do so. Jack Benny is not funny. His success puzzles me. I’ve watched several episodes of his show and all he does is look into the camera which resulted in the audience laughing. I guess after the war, and holocaust audiences were really easy to please; either that or they were just stupid rubes who laughed when the sign told them to do so.

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