Isn’t there white or yellow or silver ink in the tattooists arsenal? Wouldn’t tatoos on dark skin look better with light colored inks? I don’t fucking get it.

Can somebody ‘splain this to me…please…anyone?

1. People tell the ages of their precious little kiddies as if it’s important information that we can’t live without. “Our Johnnie is 7 and beautiful little Susie is just 14 months old”…aren’t they so god damn cute…NO…they’re not…who gives a fuck how old your brats are…probably only you asshole!
2. All the fucking TV advertisements for ‘Hoodies, Footies, Snuggies, Ultra Cuddles, Nuddles, and other absurd ‘robes’ that make any idiot who wears one look like a Carmelite monk? One of the commercials even shows a group of Snuggie wearing ‘monks’ jumping around in the bleachers at a football game. Yeah…that’ll happen.
3. The use of the PC correct ‘Happy Holidays’ instead of Merry Christmas or Happy Hannukah…that’s just plain bull shit.
4. What about Kwanzaa? A totally made up holiday in 1966. Gives black Americans their own holiday. Just another liberal idea to drive a wedge between the races…
5. While I’m on the subject, the term African American is a fucking joke. Most black Americans can trace their ancestors to the African Continent, so what, that doesn’t make them African. They are still Americans. Shit just because my ancestors came from Germany, doesn’t make me a German American…I’m a fucking American…that’s it, nothing more, nothing less.
6. And how about the use of the oh so childish ‘N’ word instead of nigger. Now don’t fucking misunderstand me, that word is pejorative, nasty, hurtful and disgusting…but it’s a real word and the silly use of the phrase ‘N’ word in place of nigger doesn’t change the context or meaning of how it’s used. I guess when you think about it, it’s the ‘sound’ of the word nigger that is offensive to most people (white or black). But for god’s sake people, grow up.
7. And here’s one I just saw on TV. A commercial for PCMATIC an anti virus, anti slow computer, anti malware, anti everything (so it seems) computer fix-it program. It was only a 60 second commercial (thank god) but the name PCMATIC was mentioned no less than 15 times! 15 fucking times in one minute! I understand the way advertising works, but what the fuck PCMATIC…I wouldn’t buy your program simply because I can’t stand your jamming the product name down our throats. PCMATIC! PCMATI, PCMAT, PCMA, PCM, PC, P…hell you’ll have to excuse me…I suddenly feel the need…to go pee.

That’s it for now…Merry Xmas, Happy Hannukah, Good Kwanzaa…

Israel releases over 1000 Palestinian prisoners in exchange for one Israeli soldier…what the fuck?

Where is the logic in that move…

With overwhelming approval of the Israeli cabinet and apparently the Israeli citizenry, Benjamin Netanyahu has unleashed a thousand jihadist terrorists on his country.

What an absolutely assinine thing to do. Almost all of these palestinians had attempted to kill Israeli soldiers and citizens and had been imprisoned before they could do it again. Does the Israeli government think that a warning not to attack Israel again would make them good, law-abiding Arabs thankful to Israel for their release? Already there are threats from atleast one of the released prisoners that she will continue as a suicide bomber until she is successful.

There’s absolutely no reason that I can think of that this swap should have taken place. Yes, there was an Israeli soldier held prisoner for 6 years and it would be nice to have him home, safe and sound with his family. But not this way. No fucking way! Doesn’t Israel have enough Arabs pissed off at them, wanting to wipe them from the face of the earth? Why send Palestine over 1000 additional Jihadists to continue their fight?

One Israeli soldier saved but how many Israeli citizens and soldiers will be killed because of this stupid deal. Only time will tell.

This Israeli ‘what the fuck’ moment is brought to you by the Grouchyman.

I guess it’s okay to advertise these ‘ as seen on TV ‘ gadgets with some crappily acted 30 minute infomercial…actually I found some of the items to be interesting enough that I bought a few of them…the NuWave Oven, the Pasta Boat, and the Ninja Food Processor (if you’re interested in my opinion of any of them, just ask).

But here’s the thing that really pisses me off. The infomercial spiel goes something like this… “Get the fantastic, stupendous, remarkable, better than anything you’ve ever used, {insert name of incredible gadget here} for the unheard of, incredibly low, low price of oh, say, $19.95…but WAIT…if you call right now, we’ll send you a second one as a bonus, just pay separate processing and handling“. The commercial goes on to make sure that we understand what a wonderful deal this is…”That’s TWO {insert name of incredible gizmo here} for the ridiculously low price of $19.95 (just pay separate shipping and handling).

What the fuck? Am I stupid? Did I just fall off the turnip truck or pop out of my mother’s womb yesterday? It’s so obvious what these companies are doing. They’re just selling twice as much inventory by making us think we’re getting a deal. Instead of one item they would sell you for oh, say, $9.95, you will buy two for $19.95…and you get to pay an additional inflated processing/handling fee to boot. What a deal!

Twice the fun…but you’re paying twice the price.

Mandatory Arabic Classes Coming To Mansfield Texas school.

There will be fucking snipers posted around Cowboy stadium at Superbowl 45 tomorrow! A football game for god sakes…the fucking Super Bowl! What the fuck is happening to us…

Homeland Security Secretary Inspects Super Bowl Site, Says Fans Have ‘Shared Responsibility’ for Security at Game and Across the Country | CNSnews.com.

And because I wasn’t really paying that much attention, I didn’t catch the first few seconds of the ad, then BAM it grabbed my attention and I watched in disbelief.

It was a slick commercial about China. Not just a travel type commercial. You know, the kind that tell us what a beautiful place China would be to visit, the kind put out by the Chinese Dept of Tourism. No, this was a pro-China commercial, about the Chinese people, Chinese values, Chinese space program, Chinese industry. It was a ‘glamour’ piece on what a GREAT and POWERFUL country China is.

A 60 second spot and when it was over, I sat trying to comprehend what I had just seen. I suppose I shouldn’t have been surprised to see this ad on liberal CNN. But what I was surprised at was how benign and ‘friendly’ this commercial appeared…it was almost like a subliminal ad…one that was designed to reach into our subconscious and lay there waiting until the next ad appeared. Building upon it’s premise, trying to reinforce the fact that China is benign but VERY POWERFUL.

Except for Al-Quida, China is the biggest threat to this country. They hold our economy hostage by loaning us billions of dollars making us indebted to them…forever. If they ever call in those debts this country will go bankrupt. Their unfair trade agreements cause American manufacturing companies to go out of buisness. Their exports, most of which are inferior, and in some cases, (sheetrock comes to mind), in some cases their products are down right dangerous. But their shit is so cheap, compared to US goods that we buy them by the shitload. Shame on us…we’re like junkies that can’t get enough ‘cheap’ shit. Lambs being led to the slaughter.

Obama just had a state dinner for the President of China, and he treated this Communist dictator like a benevolent King…poor analogy but I’m sure you get the idea. And for the first time in our history, a sitting US President has bowed down in humility to the government of the Red Chinese. What the fuck, Obama! Don’t you get it…

Our country is going to hell in the proverbial handbag…and that handbag has a label inside that reads Made In China!

http://www.nysportspace.com/video/873694:Video:5143

What a fucking joke.

Dateline Baltimore:

A pimp and his ‘ho’ go into the Baltimore ACORN office looking for advice on how to get a mortgage for a working whore house. They also seek advice on how to under report their illegal earnings so that they don’t draw suspicion upon themselves.

And during the conversation they explain that they want to smuggle 13 underage El Salvadoran girls into the states to work in this brothel.

And the ACORN employees proceed to give them advice on how to fuck the federal government, how to fuck the local government and how to fuck us.

Now I don’t know about you, but this grouchyman doesn’t like getting fucked by anything, especially an Acorn!

Just so you know where I’m comin’ from…I live in the beautiful, sunny, warm Mexican province of…

Southern California.

Yeah, that’s right, this could be anywhere south of the border even though a map of the Estados Unidos shows this is really Orange County, California.

I’m sick and tired of the way this country and this state make concessions to the Hispanic population. Hispanic population…shit it’s the Mexican population. It’s the fucking population of Mexican illegals that I’m fucking talking about.

These people sneak into California through tunnels, in the back of 18-wheelers, in cargo vans, and by foot. They come here by the thousands. And they’re not here to become Americans. What they come here for is our health care, our welfare money and our jobs.

Do they learn the language, hell no. Do they pay taxes, uh,uh. Do they buy insurance, no fucking way. Do they drive illegally on our highways, you betcha. Do they get free emergency room health care, oh, yeah.

Our country is in a financial meltdown and Obama throws billions of yet to be printed dollars into revamping the health care system to be paid for with IOU’s and higher taxes. Yet one of the biggest drains on the health care system, and  our economy, is this underground of illegal Mexicans. Go into any emergency room with an injury and the wait is several hours because of the dozens of illegals waiting to see a doctor. And who pays for their medicine, doctor bills, and emergency room visits…not them, that’s for sure.

I’m so tired of buying groceries and seeing the labels in both english and spanish. Of buildings with their names in spanish. Street signs, the same way.

If these people want to live in this country, hell the least they could do is learn the language.

Then Spanish language newspapers wouldn’t vie for position at the newstand, cable tv would consist ONLY of channels that I could understand, english language radio stations would still be in the majority.

And when using the telephone I wouldn’t have to

“press 1 for English…press 2 for Spanish“.